gastric pits and intestinal crypts fool

I was taught a month ago
to bide my time and take it slow
but then i learned, just yesterday
to rush and never waste the day
now i'm convinced the whole day long
that all i learn is always wrong
and things are true that i forget
but no one taught that to me yet
-Phish, Character Zero

Erin talked about this SNL Digital Short on her blog the other day. It's called Lazy Sunday. I find it most awesome.

plexi and the like

In Western societies a normal mass is considered to be <200g/day>200g and 70-90% water is usually perceived by that patient as diarrhea.

-Dr. Chris Macintosh, GI Block- Week 3

I missed writing and wanted to put up a little post to say....

I'm studying! School is almost done for this term and I'm fully geared up and in exam study mode. I've decided I should at least try to cram all this information in the ol cranium. Because, you know, patients often come in with their feces in a graduated cylinder. Makes you wonder what poor summer student had to conduct that bit of research.

Anyhow, this is why I haven't been blogging. No one wants to read about this.